The lines on the Gay Flag are straight…
is this better smartass
(via waterjugs)
The lines on the Gay Flag are straight…
is this better smartass
(via waterjugs)
Me: I don’t hold grudges
Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
(Source: bitchycode, via rayraygrl45001)
mood ring contact lenses
this reads like a shit post but honestly this slaps
(via dinnozavr)
I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
(Source: ergensbuiten, via you-are-overthinking-it-again)
online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left
A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die
(via qoaye)
me, crying: please Act…Please just show me one(1) actual real human emotion other than a smirk…Please its All im asking,,,,im Begging
scarlett johanssen: 😏
(Source: sunfortune, via 27thjulylove)
I found this emoji builder and it’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months.
(via shiny-kyogre)
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